When A Lagos Boy Is Toasting You
1. How he approaches you:
Full of swagger and confidence!2. When he sees you in public, he’s like:
“Baby girl how far?”
3. When you say you’re not interested, he’s like:
4. When you say you have a boyfriend, he’s like:
5. When he tells you he has never met a girl like you.
6. How he plans all the messages he sends to you:
7. How he is around other girls:
8. His preferred look when he is coming to confuse you:
9. When he reaches his final form.
10. When he is trying to convince you he loves you.
11. When you start responding positively to his advances and he starts behaving like you are disturbing him.
12. When you find out most of his lifestyle is packaging.
13. When you meet his girlfriend and realise you were being interviewed for side chick work.
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